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Eternal Demotivational Poster


TIME - keeps on slippin' into the future


TAGS: hope springs eternal
Rating: 4.88/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 7:20 pm
As a person Jessica isn't an a** like Justin. She never said she was Kurt Cobain or Dean Martin.
rerun - March 9, 2013, 8:32 am

I have to agree with Preacher Man as well. Bieber will never be anything like the talented musicians he is mentioned with.
JesusWept - March 7, 2013, 8:49 am
I can hardly wait! 5 L's
FreeGunsForAll - January 21, 2012, 4:58 am
I heard a similar joke to this a few years ago, except it had Jessica Simpson (shame it didn't happen). 5L.
Rhovanmark - January 21, 2012, 1:59 am
I have to agree with Preacher Man. Jimi and Jim will rise from the grave to smite you for this.
Preacher Man - January 21, 2012, 1:24 am
Sorry, but putting Beiber on the same page as Hendrix and Morrison, whatever the context, is just sheer blasphemy. Still, 5L for envisioning a world without that baby-faced waste of space.
holymoly - January 20, 2012, 5:58 pm
Yesssss.... 5 doomed lions
ICEMAN - January 20, 2012, 5:29 pm
5 and 5 =10 (years to go)


ETERNAL FACEPALM -




THE ETERNAL QUESTION -


TAGS: eternal question star trek star wars
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by ronsart

steve1961 - August 1, 2012, 12:00 am
If it came down to troops, it would be a draw. The red shirts are more vulnerable than kittens in an iron lung while the stormtroopers couldn't hit the broad side of a death star.
stinger360 - July 31, 2012, 5:50 pm
Uh, not to be a*** here, but that isn't Kirk's ship, it's Picard's....who would lose.
Titanpb - April 3, 2011, 2:48 pm
star trek < star wars
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 10:59 pm
weve also got a little fighter sized thing that can destroy suns, so WHAT NOW! also WHOS GOT THE JEDI?
scott denny - January 8, 2010, 6:24 pm
Or while they where charging their weapons to engage, Chuck Norris would just kick through both ships. Then Jason Statham would destroy Chuck. Logical outcome.
Preacher Man - January 8, 2010, 3:19 pm
What would really happen? While they were both distracted with fighting, Mal Reynolds would fly Serenity in and rob them both blind.
scott denny - January 7, 2010, 2:18 pm
Star Wars needs a ship the size of a small planet, to destroy a planet. Star Trek : Just needed one Romulan civilian mining ship and a single drop of Red Matter. Yeah, Suck it.
scott denny - January 7, 2010, 1:48 pm
Ph**on torp***es. Kirk and Picard would murder Vader and Maul where they stand.
urzaknight - January 7, 2010, 1:00 pm
Star Wars is the winner
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 5:01 pm
lol, great reference. In Wing, though, one sh** from a Gundam could take out a whole d*** space colony. Quatre did it. They were a tad overpowered in that series. lol
Zed - January 3, 2010, 4:25 pm
Dunno, I preferred the Space Battleship Yamato over the Gundams.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 1:30 pm
There's no need to bicker, my fellow nerds, for we can all find common ground here. We can all agree that both vessels are equally inferior to Gundams.
bubbalou - January 3, 2010, 10:17 am
I know exactly who would win and the answer is quite obvious, if you think about it: Bruce Campbell. "The good, the bad... I'm the guy with the gun."
Zed - December 26, 2009, 5:50 pm
In the words of Bugs Bunny: "Shaddup, Timmie".
Gladius - December 26, 2009, 7:38 am
"Zed - December 4, 2009, 5:20 am It's a "Sat Destroyer" in that it's a Destroyer that is also a Starship, not that it destroys stars. A destroyer is a cla*s of Naval vessel, idiot." Comedy. A situation resulting when a fool calls someone an idiot. Lolol
Spangle - December 7, 2009, 11:50 pm
Am I the only one who reckons it looks more like Voyager?
Zed - December 4, 2009, 8:21 am
Sorry, "Star Destroyer", not "Sat Destroyer". Typo.
Zed - December 4, 2009, 8:20 am
It's a "Sat Destroyer" in that it's a Destroyer that is also a Starship, not that it destroys stars. A destroyer is a class of Naval vessel, idiot.
Me - November 5, 2009, 2:18 pm
The federation. They always win and the empire always loses.
BongoBongo - November 4, 2009, 6:41 pm
The empire would call in the super-class star destroyers. game over
snow - October 3, 2009, 1:52 am
i would think that the star destroyer would ra** that ship any day
Derek - September 30, 2009, 6:54 pm
The Federation have much better record
Logic Man - August 3, 2009, 1:25 pm
Vader would beat the borg, but Riker and I would destroy vader's empire!
Agent K - July 20, 2009, 4:45 pm
ansteve Vader would decimate the borg
Phelps - July 15, 2009, 5:18 am
Riker clearly stated in an episode that lasers of any kind couldn't even penetrate the navigation hull, even if they somehow got past the shields. And Q would never let his favorite captain die at the hands of a worthless enemy.
ansteve1 - June 1, 2009, 8:37 pm
didnt he reprogram the test? btw lets see vader take on the borg
LogicDude - May 21, 2009, 9:40 am
Ahhhh, but just as Kirk is snaeky and will figure out how to beat it just like he figured out a way to win the "Kobayashi Maru" scenario at the Academy! AND he'll also get laid while doing it.
Baron von Tofurkey - May 20, 2009, 7:08 pm
ISN star destroyer possesses stronger weapons systems as mentioned, more efficient deflection systems, and anti matter projectors. Love the Big E, but she would lose badly in a head to head firefight, from a purely tactical perspective.
me - May 12, 2009, 2:57 am
besides the star destroyer has the name destroyer in its name, obviously thats not for nothing
me - May 12, 2009, 2:57 am
I think the star destroyer would win because those bad boys were built for firepower and kickin a** where as the enterprise was designed for exploration, even with the enterprises strong defensive weapons, the star destroyer would win.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - March 27, 2009, 11:40 pm
The Enterprise will win. The Enterprise works on science, while the star destroyer works on bureaucracy and magic, neither of which actually do anything. Besides, if it's the original, they have Spock, if Next Generation, they have Data. Suck it, Vader
LogicDude - March 27, 2009, 2:17 pm
He'll use the Schwartz!!!
Danny - March 27, 2009, 2:12 pm
This one is SO easy - none of them will win. Lone Starr will come in his Winnebago and kick both their a**es!
Zephyram - March 27, 2009, 11:59 am
Obviously the advantage in both firepower and maneuverability goes to the Enterprise NCC1701D Hands down, not to mention advanced shielding. The lasers and projectile weapons on the star destroyer, would be like a pikeman taking on an M1 tank
Drenix - March 26, 2009, 6:33 am
Ozzie may play dead.
Mark - March 24, 2009, 11:10 pm
Thank You Mr. Pirate. I rest my case.
ThePirate - March 24, 2009, 11:07 pm
Denny Crane has never lost
gawd - March 24, 2009, 11:05 pm
while vaders a nazi kurks f***ed
Mark - March 24, 2009, 11:01 pm
Marduke - No way! No tag backs! I said he was a Liberal first. Darth was very anti-bible and as for tyranny we only need look to Pennsylvania Avenue now. Kirk a punk? I'll now play the anti-semite card. You're just picking on him because he's Jewish.
LogicDude - March 24, 2009, 7:58 pm
They could do a barrel roll!!!
Sean - March 24, 2009, 7:40 pm
d***. I wish I could have ***. But anywho ... here's what I don't get: whenever two or more space ships meet up in outer space, and kinda have a battle or something, they always have the same "up".
BuZZbomb - March 24, 2009, 7:19 pm
Who would win? While all of you debate this, I'm going to have ***!
Cubbybear - March 24, 2009, 7:02 pm
The Enterprise has Ph**on torp***es...'NUFF SAID!
Marduke - March 24, 2009, 6:52 pm
Mark, I wasn't going to go there, so if you must know, Darth Vader was obviously a right wing, bible thumping conservative from the south, hence the tyranny &amp; the inc***. But he did turn to the good side (Liberal) just before he died + Kirk's a pu
Mark - March 24, 2009, 5:47 pm
Marduke - Gimme a break. No one kicks Captain Kirk's a**. He always wins eventually. Darth Vader was a Liberal Democrat control freak that let his kids (Luke and Leia) enter into an inc***uous relationship.
Marduke - March 24, 2009, 5:30 pm
The Star Destroyer has at least shields and better weapons, besides Vader would kick Kirk's a**.
Toussaint - March 24, 2009, 3:10 pm
The Enterprise has shield, weaponry and the maneuverability.
Mark - March 24, 2009, 12:31 pm
I disagree. The Starship Enterprise is real whereas the Star Destroyer is fictional.
Little Johnny - March 24, 2009, 9:40 am
This one's easy. If you compare the Star Destroyer to an Air Craft Carrier then the Enterprise would be the size of a Volks Wagon Bug. The Star Destroyer would only have to run into the Enterprise to win. No sh**s fired. Bug on windshield.


THE ETERNAL QUESTION -




IN AUTUMN'S WAKE - "Remember why we died." For they did not wish tribute, nor song, nor monuments nor poems of fleeting beauty. Their wish was simple. "Remember us"


TAGS: leaf leaves remember their sacrifice eternal cycle nature
Rating: 3.58/5

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BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 5:24 pm
*sniff sniff...sigh*
spacedog - November 2, 2009, 11:27 pm
Nice!


IMMORTALITY -


TAGS: immortality assignment pray for our sinners now and till the hour of our death seriously otherwise it is going to be eternally boring
Rating: 4.5/5

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Cyrenius - May 31, 2010, 11:59 am
Not the fun peoples, only the g** ones ;)
Zealot - May 7, 2010, 4:31 pm
cheers*
R.S.Jake - May 7, 2010, 3:49 pm
I'll drink to that!


DREAMS OF THE DAMNED -




ETERNAL DARKNESS -




Welcome to Hell -




ONLY VAMPIRES LOVE FOREVER -


TAGS: eternal love doesn t last forever
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - September 1, 2016, 9:41 pm
chuckle, chuckle... thanks, JW!
JesusWept - September 1, 2016, 5:31 pm
Maybe they get the 700 year itch? ^^^^^Up


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